Is this shark as tall as the cliffs, or is this a normal shark that’s just leaping to cliff height?

SharkInjury 1.60

2 min readApr 4, 2017

Mirror: https://sharkinjury.com
News: https://fashiontext.com

I started distributing this document in spring 2017, and then I issued a new version number whenever I made changes, but there was no response from the mainstream media until 2020, when a credible source referred to it as, “‘SharkInjury 1.32,’ Medium posting.”

Before that, I made an ebook in 2014 called “TheSuzy.com Show: Conversations about the Culture of Silicon Valley.”

And then I wrote the first version of Suzy’s Memoir (aka. Suzy1 with ID #1) in summer 2017.

But those unfinished texts are no longer online.

And yet I bet the jet set did vet SharkInjury 1.32, especially after it was mentioned in a published book.

So then in 2023, I also started selling “TheSusie FashionText” (aka. Suzy2 with ID #2), in which the new narrative is that my fictional character named Susie created a social media news site called SharkInjury, because:

“The set of shark injuries, and not shark attacks, is a paradigm for determining what is and isn’t new age news.”

NOTE: I use SuSIE to refer to Suzy2 and and SuZY to refer to Suzy1.

Please see fashiontext.com for more info.

Last content change: Aug. 24 around 6pm ET

SharkInjury 1.60

Written by Todd Perry